Dotagod Aura + Dotababe

Have you ever seen someone play so good that you start worshipping him? Or perhaps have you ever heard of people falling in love because of another's skills? Well, look nowhere else, because I am the living legend.

Going back to the sponsored tournament I mentioned in my previous post, not only did my disciples count increase by 40 (exact count = 46), but also did my girlfriends. Since there were girls who joined the tournament, after playing against me, they started falling in love. My Dotagodness cannot be resisted. Even gays are starting to look at me strangely... ohh sh*t!

But among those ladies who fell in love with me, one of them stands out. For the purpose of her privacy, I shall not write her name here. Nonetheless, our love story began after a game against her team. She was the only one I cannot kill. Moreover, she was the only one who killed me (but I have Aegis). That was a major breakthrough, though I didn't drop my Divine Rapier because of that, but it seems I accidentally dropped my heart. She picked it up without any hesitation.

It won't be long before we begin our story together. When that day comes, my blog will become "our" blog. Instead of just Dotagod, there will be Dotababe as well. We shall OWNAGE together forever. No one can break us apart nor kill any one of us.

Normally, when guys court girls, he'll make impossible promises like "I'll give you anything your heart desires. My love for you can move mountains. etc etc". But those are just words, in my case, I promise her that no one can break us apart in DotA. We will be together forever owning those fools. We shall have our marriage in front of Roshan and after that OWNAGE Roshan as well. And to prove it all, I shall TRIPLE KILL, MONSTER KILL anyone who becomes an obstacle.

Who can ever resist my charms? With my superior intelligence + super good looks + Dotagod aura, no ladies on Earth can resist me. *guffaw* But fear not everyone, I will only love one person at a time. And that person is my Dotababe. *guffaw*

-Law the reaper

Another Tournament OWNAGE

Hi, Dotagod TanLaw signing in. After several tournament games in a row, I finally have time to rest up. I've been OWNING one tournament after another using random heroes. What's new? *guffaw*

Today's edition of my DotA adventure will be regarding the tournament set up by our wonderful professor who sponsored my OWNAGE. Everyone in our class and from the other classes have witnessed my greatness. How I TRIPLE KILLED my opponents one after another. As reward for the sponsorship of our professor, I personally gave him a taste of OWNAGE. Now they know why people call me the Dotagod. Its not something I called myself personally, rather its something people call me after playing with/against me. *guffaw*

About the highlights, this tournament is different from my usual one-man team tournaments. This is because we were required to play 5v5 against other groups. Of course, in my group we were called Team ONIJ, because of me. Originally they planned on staying at the fountain and watch me OWN the game, but I cannot accept that. I told them it would be more fun to OWN together with me. *guffaw*

Overall, the sponsored tournament wasn't much of a challenge. I even gave my opponents free kills (my teammates) to make them gain confidence. Plus I purposedly dropped divine rapiers (using "poultry" a.k.a. chicken) for them as "game balance" tactics. The reason is because it wouldn't be much of a challenge if they don't have strong items like that. I play fair you know. *guffaw*

Just so you know, I average 50 kills per game. But in the sponsored tournament, my average increased by 5. Just do the math. *guffaw*

What about my deaths average? Quoted from my first entry: "Even if its easy to count from zero to one, you wont be counting anything when you look at my deaths column." *guffaw*

Anyway, I'll end my entry here. Battlenet is waiting for DarKNess to come! *guffaw*

-Law the reaper