Facts About Me

Disclaimer: The 90% of the following facts were derived from the Chuck Norris facts. Here is the Dotagod Lawrence version of the facts.

Dotagod Lawrence does not farm creeps. He farms heroes.
If you can see Dotagod Lawrence, he can see you. If you can't see Dotagod Lawrence, you may be only seconds away from being OWNAGED.
Dotagod Lawrence kills has reached infinity. Twice.
The WC3 Banlist was originally created to keep Dotagod Lawrence out. It failed miserably.
If you ask Dotagod Lawrence what time it is, he always says, "OWNAGE TIME!"
What was going through the minds of all of Dotagod Lawrence' victims before they died? (OMGWTFHOWTHEHELLDIDHEDOTHAT!?)
Dotagod Lawrence is the only man to ever OWNAGE Roshan at level 1 (without items, last hit).
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Dotagod Lawrence.
Dotagod Lawrence doesn't actually write in blogs, the blogs assemble themselves out of fear. (this is so true!)
Dotagod Lawrence' DotA concentration is measured on the Richter scale.
Dotagod Lawrence can OWNAGE faster than the speed of light. This means that if you attempt to assassinate him, you will be dead before the bullet comes out.
Dotagod Lawrence hibernates from time to time, but when he wakes up, instant OWNAGE!
When Dotagod Lawrence says "OWNAGE!!", everybody listens. And dies.
The standard item capacity of any hero is 6. Dotagod Lawrence's item capacity is infinite.
Remember the DotA Announcer who says Double Kill... Triple Kill.. etc? Even he is OWNED by Dotagod Lawrence!
If at first you don't OWNAGE, you're not Dotagod Lawrence.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every OWNAGE, there is Dotagod Lawrence.
Dotagod Lawrence never buys Flask of Sapphire Water to restore his health. Instead, he drinks water from river on the DotA map.
The word 'OWNAGE' was invented by Dotagod Lawrence. Other words were 'First Blood', 'Double Kill', and 'Triple Kill'.
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Dotagod Lawrence for help.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Dotagod Lawrence … gets OWNED.

Ownage Issue #3 (Soon-to-be)

You may be wondering why I have placed "Soon-to-be" on this issue, because this will be happening anytime soon. My dotagod sense tells me that there will be a DotA Tournament on March 4. And the organizers are trying to keep it a secret from me because they do not want it to be a one-sided battle when I make my presence known. Those foolish fools, nothing can be hidden from Mr. Ownage himself. *guffaw*

Now that I was able to get the details about this tournament, it seems that there is a catch. As much as I'd want to OWNAGE noobs by myself, it needs 5 players to make a team. So for the first time in history, I am giving 4 lucky noobs to be a part of my team. Give me an email if you want to take this chance of a lifetime.

But this will not be a walk in the park, I'm expecting my email to overflow once everyone has read this post and wants to be part of my team. So I will be requiring everyone to battle the great dotagod and here are some straightforward rules to pick the 4 lucky noobs:

• Any mode will do, you can even pick the hero I will use if you wish
• You will be a part of my team if you are able to meet one of these two conditions:
• Reach level 2, OR
• Bring my hitpoints down to 1/2

Just in case that the number of emails is overwhelming that I'm running short on time even though I can finish each 1v1 game in a minute, it is fine with me if it will be 1v5. The same rules apply. *guffaw*

If you have the guts to take this ultimate test, it will be a win-win situation for you. Why? If you pass the test, you get the rare chance of playing with me. If you fail, you got the chance to see my godlike skills, get the honor of being OWNAGED by yours truly, and you will be seeing your pathetic game posted here on this blog. So send me an email now, you've got nothing to lose. *guffaw*

And a message to the 4 noobs who will be a part of my team: During the tournament, just sit back, and relax. No need for you to move your mouse or turn on your pc. Just watch me fulfill my 101% OWNAGE guarantee and make OWNAGE Issue #3 a reality.

Well, I might even use my Playstation controller to make things a little interesting. *guffaw*


-Law the reaper.