Saturday, February 11, 2006

Imposter Issue #1

Oh my.. I'm so famous already that people are starting to use my codename "DarKNess". I found this in a DotAGod fanblog which I won't mention here... it is a replay where a n0ob is using my name. What a loser!!

Correct me if I am wrong, but this loser only had 1 kill and 5 deaths. The 1 kill there cannot even be considered a kill, its more of a kill steal. I've never seen such an insult to my abilities. To the person who used my name... whoever you are, I challenge you to a 1v1 game. I'll make sure you don't even reach level 2 against me. Then again, you aren't even worth beating, foolish little fool. *guffaw*

Anyway, for my real fans out there, let me share to you my comments on the loser's game. First and foremost, since this is a 3v3 -dm -ar game, this loser should have sticked with Barathum (Spirit Breaker) or Sven (Rogueknight). But then, it seems this loser cannot stay alive for more than 10 minutes. Though I can say that his farming skill is a bit above average, it is still less than half as good as my farming skills. *guffaw*

I believe that is the only compliment I can give to this pathetic bogus DarKNess. He probably doesn't even know the word OWNAGE. What a pity.

Finally, a last piece of advice for my phony fan.. If you want to beat me, despise me, hate me, and play DotA in an unsightly way... and when the time comes when you have the same eyes as me, then I might give you the chance to face me and lose completely like a n0ob.

-Law the reaper. image hosting by ImageVenue.com

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Protips Issue # 1

Hi and welcome to my first post regarding the Pro tips. I wont take much of your time since every minute lost should have been a hero killed in action by my hands.
So without further talk from me, here is my protip number....

Are you tired of killing heroes left and right? tired of knowing the outcome of the battle once you sit down in front of the pc? tired of hearing the same voices saying mega kill, triple kill, oh sh!t! over and over and over again... then you are lying! cause the only person who has experienced these stuff is ME! no exceptions! *guffaw*

so in an attempt to give my puny opponents some kind of a challenge.. here is my new playing style...



Some basic movelists to be a pro:
single Kill - down, down/forward, forward + square (even a baby can do this)
double kill - back, back, forward + square, X, triangle(my usual warm-up
triple kill - forward + circle, up, triangle, triangle, square + circle(Rare chance for others to time perfectly, I do 100s of these everyday)
OWNAGE - square, square, forward, X, L1 (sorry, usable by the dotagod Only)

Practice a lot and make me your goal... but.. your unreachable goal!

-Law the reaper. image hosting by ImageVenue.com