Ownage Issue #2

Feast your eyes on my first ever official DotA replay. It features my outstanding, exceptional, dazzling, marvelous, stupendous OWNAGE skills! For your information, my codename in the game is "DarKNess". It is a 2v2 game featuring Allen+Deryk vs Amiel+Lawrence. Of course you should realize by now that it was a major mismatch. But nonetheless, I gave them a fair handicap by playing with only 2.5% of my total skills. How did I do that? Well, its the same as how Taguro uses his power.

Nevertheless, you can find my first official OWNAGE replay. A little side comment though, you have to have Dota 6.27b map in order to view it. Moreover, its filename must be "DotA Allstars v6[1].27b" or else it won't work. Anyway, I assure you it will be worth your while. Just watch how I play and surely you're one step closer in becoming a DotAGod like me. *guffaw*

As my comment for those losers who fought blindly against me, they should realize that I already warned them to remake the game. Because they barely had 1% chance of winning using those pathetic characters. But I guess they were lucky enough to witness the power of my INVINCIBLE naga siren and be able to damage it by more than half of its HP. Well, I guess it is to be expected as I didn't use more than 3% of my total skills. *guffaw*

Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy the replay. Practice makes perfect. Remember, OWNAGE is everything!

-Law the reaper.

Ownage Issue #1

Mark this day, my first ever recorded DotA game in the greatest DotA blog in the world. Take note: "the greatest". As of today, my official record stands at 2-0. *guffaw* It seems that my friends (refer to the losers on my first post) are planning to test my almighty skills. Ha! Like they even stand a chance! But nonetheless, they made use of nuking heroes (Lich, Lina Inverse, and Necrolyte) to concentrate all their spells on me and try to finish me off with their dagons. Those foolish fools, I've told them earlier that it takes 5 disablers just to bring my health down to 1/2. Anyway, unfortunately for them, I have my own traps waiting to be released.

The first game was in -ap mode. And like what I said earlier, my opponents made use of nuking heroes just to kill me even once. Ha! Those pathetic dogs didn't know what hit them. Little did they know that my Naga Siren is invincible. There was no way for them to see through my illusions technique. You see, I am a master of last hit and deny, thus even though they had Lich King lane up with me early to harass and deny me of experience... it was futile! Guess what happened after 15 minutes? OWNAGE!!

I shall tell you some of my highlights in the game. Since it was a 3v3 game, all of them (3 nukers with a dagon each) stuck together in the mid lane and started charging all at the same time. Of course my allies were too afraid to face them, so I had to become the primary offense. I assimilated all my energy to forge my net of doom and whichever opponent I chose... died in a blink of an eye. *guffaw*

The second game was in -ar mode. In this game, I got the "Batman" Necrolic. How I pity those losers... before they realize it... I was 3 levels higher than them already. Actually, they were really lucky that this was my first time using this character. It took me 45 precious seconds just to be able to time my last hit perfectly. That delayed my farming by more or less 600 gold. Nevertheless, it doesn't really matter. I am the master denier!! *guffaw*

Anywayz, as a lesson for you dota-lovers out there... let me give you a little tip from the greatest DotA master: the secret to winning DotA games is simple: Timing + Deny + Talent (or Practice) = OWNAGE!!! Trust me ^_^

By the way, I apologive for not being able to post replays for these amazing action-packed games. It's because my friends were so ashamed of themselves that they closed the game before I had the chance to save the replays. But have no fear, it shall not happen again.

-Law the reaper.

DarKNess is here

Hi, my name is Lawrence Tan and this is my personal blog. It is entitled My Dota Adventures because I love dota. I will be telling you all about my triumphs, stories about my victories and my way of trash talking my puny opponents.
Every game is a battle. I always do my best in OWNING my opponents. The smell of victory is always ensured in my games, mind you, my victory. *guffaw*

Now about my ingame skills. Did you know that it takes five, and I mean FIVE characters, not just any characters, but they must be disablers to bring me down? And that only happens if I lose my ultimate dota concentration due to distractions. Other than that, its impossible to even dream about killing me. :) Even the very lucky players had a hard time to bring me to 1/2 of my hitpoints. *guffaw*

Bash, Deryk, Allen and Anco are my usual practice dummies. They are a little bit better than the DotA AI I spent months practicing on BUT they are not enough for me. They can only stare at my Godlike skills. Even if all four of them have the windwalk skill and dagons level four, they still failed to bring my hitpoints down to 1/2. With one blink of an eye, even before they can click windwalk to escape my wrath, I see their souls floating in the air and my music plays again. (Refer to my profile for my favorite music) Even if its easy to count from zero to one, you wont be counting anything when you look at my deaths column. *guffaw*

I play with those losers (refer to the names above) usually every tuesday and thursday. Whatever the items, whatever the heroes, whatever the strategy.... they are all null and void against me. *guffaw*

Do you still go to the DoTA Pooptal? Those people who refer to that site are wasting their time reading crap. Why go for those forgotten and very ineffective techniques, when you can get the best from here. Anything about dota, i have it here. Replays? Ownage guaranteed. Character builds? You wont even notice the difference between the characters anymore. Tips? Learn OMGWTFHOWTHEHELLDIDHEDOTHAT techniques in every game.

So, read and learn from my techniques. You got nothing to lose, but happiness to gain. This is a perfect example that the best things in life are free.

101% Satisfaction guaranteed.


-Law the reaper.