Chat Logs #02 Dotagod TanLaw flirts
Scenario: Dotagod TanLaw wants to be Mr. Suave. Here is his version of picking up babes.
Scene 1
Dotagod TanLaw: *guffaw*
Babe: mzta
Babe: haha
Dotagod TanLaw: haha OWNING as usual
Babe: wat da
Babe: cge na nga
Dotagod TanLaw: wanna watch my DotA game?
Babe: hahah
Babe: nxt tym
Babe: ey lis na me
Babe: bayeeeee
Dotagod TanLaw: aww :(
Babe: ahha uuwi na kasi me
Babe: hehe
Babe: bayee
Dotagod TanLaw: okay
Dotagod TanLaw: babay :(
Babe: maya nalng, pag bahay na me
Babe: hehe
Dotagod TanLaw: okay
Dotagod TanLaw: happy :D
Scene 2
Dotagod TanLaw: welcome back
Babe: tnx
Dotagod TanLaw: wanna watch me OWNAGE?
Babe: haha sure, how
Dotagod TanLaw: let me think
Dotagod TanLaw: i know
Dotagod TanLaw: punta ka house namin
Dotagod TanLaw: i invite thee
Dotagod TanLaw: nasa Escolta lang naman kami
Babe: hahaha
Babe: tapos, manonood lng me?
Babe: :))
Babe: cno ioownage mu
Dotagod TanLaw: everyone
Dotagod TanLaw: hmm
Dotagod TanLaw: wanna OWNAGE with me?
Babe: :))
Dotagod TanLaw: is that a yes?
Babe: no
Babe: :)
Dotagod TanLaw: why?
Dotagod TanLaw: its a chance of a lifetime
Babe: nvrmind
Babe: :D
Dotagod TanLaw: aww
Dotagod TanLaw: sad :(
Dotagod TanLaw: see my status
Babe: ahahahahaha
Babe: sabi mo e
Babe: hanap ka nalng ng ibang iownage
Dotagod TanLaw: owning alone is sad
Babe: kaya nga hanap ka
Babe: hehe
Dotagod TanLaw: :((
Dotagod TanLaw: its not the same
Babe: why not the same?
Dotagod TanLaw: because i want to OWNAGE with you
Babe: d me marunong magdota e
Dotagod TanLaw: its okay
Dotagod TanLaw: you stay in fountain
Dotagod TanLaw: and watch me OWNAGE
Babe: hahaha ganon
Babe: cge, nxt tym
Babe: ey cge lis muna me
Dotagod TanLaw: sad
Dotagod TanLaw: :(
Babe: hahaha bkt
Dotagod TanLaw: kasi alis ka na :(
Babe: find other people to OWNAGE w/u bayee
Dotagod TanLaw: ok..
Dotagod TanLaw: bayee :(
End Result: FAILED!! Its alright. No one is perfect.
Scene 1
Dotagod TanLaw: *guffaw*
Babe: mzta
Babe: haha
Dotagod TanLaw: haha OWNING as usual
Babe: wat da
Babe: cge na nga
Dotagod TanLaw: wanna watch my DotA game?
Babe: hahah
Babe: nxt tym
Babe: ey lis na me
Babe: bayeeeee
Dotagod TanLaw: aww :(
Babe: ahha uuwi na kasi me
Babe: hehe
Babe: bayee
Dotagod TanLaw: okay
Dotagod TanLaw: babay :(
Babe: maya nalng, pag bahay na me
Babe: hehe
Dotagod TanLaw: okay
Dotagod TanLaw: happy :D
Scene 2
Dotagod TanLaw: welcome back
Babe: tnx
Dotagod TanLaw: wanna watch me OWNAGE?
Babe: haha sure, how
Dotagod TanLaw: let me think
Dotagod TanLaw: i know
Dotagod TanLaw: punta ka house namin
Dotagod TanLaw: i invite thee
Dotagod TanLaw: nasa Escolta lang naman kami
Babe: hahaha
Babe: tapos, manonood lng me?
Babe: :))
Babe: cno ioownage mu
Dotagod TanLaw: everyone
Dotagod TanLaw: hmm
Dotagod TanLaw: wanna OWNAGE with me?
Babe: :))
Dotagod TanLaw: is that a yes?
Babe: no
Babe: :)
Dotagod TanLaw: why?
Dotagod TanLaw: its a chance of a lifetime
Babe: nvrmind
Babe: :D
Dotagod TanLaw: aww
Dotagod TanLaw: sad :(
Dotagod TanLaw: see my status
Babe: ahahahahaha
Babe: sabi mo e
Babe: hanap ka nalng ng ibang iownage
Dotagod TanLaw: owning alone is sad
Babe: kaya nga hanap ka
Babe: hehe
Dotagod TanLaw: :((
Dotagod TanLaw: its not the same
Babe: why not the same?
Dotagod TanLaw: because i want to OWNAGE with you
Babe: d me marunong magdota e
Dotagod TanLaw: its okay
Dotagod TanLaw: you stay in fountain
Dotagod TanLaw: and watch me OWNAGE
Babe: hahaha ganon
Babe: cge, nxt tym
Babe: ey cge lis muna me
Dotagod TanLaw: sad
Dotagod TanLaw: :(
Babe: hahaha bkt
Dotagod TanLaw: kasi alis ka na :(
Babe: find other people to OWNAGE w/u bayee
Dotagod TanLaw: ok..
Dotagod TanLaw: bayee :(
End Result: FAILED!! Its alright. No one is perfect.
posted by Law at 10:33 PM
9 Comments:
Get a life, ugly son of a bitch!!
Go fuck yourself, you sad sexually deprived pervert ugly moron!!!!
Online flirting just shows how much you fail at life.
Wow, so many swear words.. Haven't you read the other stuff in this blog? It says that "this is not maintained by law" and therefore he has nothing to do with what is written on here. And besides, who asked you to read this? This is just a blog created for the amusement of certain people and apparently, your not supposed to be one of them. So get a life!
Hey "michelle" the moron:-
Heed these words. Tan Law accused me of being a fake dotagod, when hes such a pathetic son of a bitch. That act has instigated ME TO READ THIS FUCKED UP BLOG.
Apparently your some idiot who poses as a girl so you should be fucked and go get a fucking life, imbecile!
Hey there's no need for that kind of language! I am not a moron and for your information I AM A GIRL! And I repeat, this is supposed to be a humor blog so it's not supposed to be taken seriously so please don't.
You're right.
How come I did not realize it sooner? I'm such a MORON. I even wasted my time reading all these crap. Well, I have to admit I rather enjoyed it. Especially the part about me being fake. Hey TanLaw! Can you teach me how to guffaw?
Associating with a moron (the blog starter) will make you one. As with the universal theory of associating with retards, outcasts, etc.
The blog starter (tan law) is a pathetic fucked up individual which is an outcast in life as much as he fails in it.
DOnt FUCKING go quoting people as being "fakes" when your such an imbecile trying to look cool by posting tons of nonsensical mindless babblings in your so called "humor blog" because it simply makes you a fucking fool more than you already are in real life.
And in case you fucking dont know this yet, your a fucked up noob in dota, i give you that to say the least.
GO rot in this "humor blog". Hope you get all the attention you need, spastic child.
So michelle i implore you to stop associating with this moron, hence reading and posting here, for your own sake.
And as humorous that may sound to low-lives, respectable people like me finds things like that to be the work of mental-institution escapees begging for attention.
You may fucking do what you want here as long as YOU DONT FUCKING INDUDLGE IN QUOTING FAKE DOTAGOD'S ETC, CAUSE IF YOU FUCKING DO THAT, YOU ARE SERIOUSLY IN NEED OF MEDICAL HELP.
*guffaw*
Respectable? Hardly... If you really are respectable then stop swearing at us. I haven't done anything bad enough for you to call me an imbecile, moron and an idiot, you don't even knw me. I think I would have respected you more if you just got mad but didn't start swearing at everyone...
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