Chat Logs #01 Dotagod TanLaw vs. Lawrence

Scenario: Dotagod TanLaw is online simultaneously with Lawrence Tan. Since Dotagod TanLaw claims himself to be the real Lawrence Tan, he then faces the "impostor".

Dotagod TanLaw: what the
Dotagod TanLaw: who are you?
Dotagod TanLaw: you impostor
Lawrence: ur teh impostor
Lawrence: the real dotagod
Lawrence: wudnt admit he's dotagod
Dotagod TanLaw: what??
Dotagod TanLaw: fool!
Dotagod TanLaw: you're the fake
Dotagod TanLaw: because you are not dotagod
Lawrence: wat makes u real den?
Dotagod TanLaw: my mere existence makes me real
Dotagod TanLaw: *guffaw*
Lawrence: wat?
Lawrence: haha seems lyk u cant say anything
Dotagod TanLaw: wat?
Lawrence: ohh ym so lag
Dotagod TanLaw: *guffaw*
Dotagod TanLaw: poor quality
Dotagod TanLaw: mine is OWNAGE-quality
Lawrence: moo moo?
Dotagod TanLaw: you're a cow?
Dotagod TanLaw: *guffaw*
Dotagod TanLaw: i knew it
Lawrence: deryk nga hahaha
Dotagod TanLaw: who's deryk?
Dotagod TanLaw: that gay?
Lawrence: ikaw ung mahilig sa *guffaw*
Dotagod TanLaw: of course I like to *guffaw*
Dotagod TanLaw: its my trademark
Lawrence: gay?
Lawrence: wtf
Lawrence: callingurself gay
Lawrence: btw
Lawrence: wy did u call me impostor?
Lawrence: as if im a dotagod wannabe
Dotagod TanLaw: because your using my old account
Lawrence: this is MY account
Dotagod TanLaw: it was mine
Dotagod TanLaw: you old account thief
Dotagod TanLaw: tell me, what is your name?
Lawrence: Lawrence
Dotagod TanLaw: what the
Dotagod TanLaw: you have the same name as i do
Dotagod TanLaw: you really are an impostor
Lawrence: nahh
Lawrence: the real dotagod, cares nothing bout impostors
Dotagod TanLaw: how can you tell? you're no dotagod
Dotagod TanLaw: unless you call yourself dotagod, you cannot say what I do and doesnt do
Lawrence: "how can you tell? you're no dotagod" <- you're not dotagod either, bec if u are, u wud already object
Dotagod TanLaw: i am objecting!
Lawrence: but if u are dotagod, u wud say "i care abotu impostors"
Lawrence: whahaha
Dotagod TanLaw: you have broken logic
Dotagod TanLaw: *guffaw* i understand
Dotagod TanLaw: you must be someone I OWNAGED
Dotagod TanLaw: hehe
Lawrence: ey
Lawrence: ?
Dotagod TanLaw: what?
Lawrence: do u know allen gurrea?
Lawrence: do u know him?
Lawrence: allen gurrea
Dotagod TanLaw: allen who?
Lawrence: allen michael gurrea
Lawrence: do u know him?
Lawrence: y cant u reply
Lawrence: hey
Dotagod TanLaw: must be my disciple
Dotagod TanLaw: i dont keep track of them
Dotagod TanLaw: too many
Lawrence: so u know him ryt?
Lawrence: so, do u know him or not?
Dotagod TanLaw: of course i do
Dotagod TanLaw: he played with me in one of my tournaments
Dotagod TanLaw: sumawsaw siya sa victories ko
Lawrence: gud
Lawrence: i gotta tell u
Lawrence: he is gay
Lawrence: allen is gay!
Lawrence: allen is gay!
Lawrence: ^_________^
Dotagod TanLaw: you cant call my disciple gay
Dotagod TanLaw: you must be gay
Dotagod TanLaw: wala ako pake sa gender issues. basta he made my team complete and eligible to play
Lawrence: lol im not
Lawrence: you are Allen
Lawrence: hey
Dotagod TanLaw: what?
Dotagod TanLaw: dont refer to me as someone you call gay
Dotagod TanLaw: i am dotagod
Dotagod TanLaw: you are impostor
Lawrence: kilala ka ni bash dba
Lawrence: i ask bash bout something
Dotagod TanLaw: bash? must be my disciple
Lawrence: bash says dotagod sees allen as gay
Lawrence: since u dont seem to admit so
Lawrence: u are an impostor
Dotagod TanLaw: ha
Dotagod TanLaw: i ignore you
Dotagod TanLaw: i go chat with my dotababe instead
Lawrence: go ahead
Lawrence: i dont believe u
Dotagod TanLaw: fine!
Dotagod TanLaw: farewell
Dotagod TanLaw: *guffaw*
Dotagod TanLaw: my dotababe left me
Lawrence: hi bash
Lawrence: nice excuse a while ago
Dotagod TanLaw: now you call me bash?
Dotagod TanLaw: you mst b insane
Dotagod TanLaw: according to my dotagod senses, bash is away at the moment
Dotagod TanLaw: how could i be bash?
Lawrence: -__-
Dotagod TanLaw: -__- ?
Lawrence: im tired
Lawrence: of finding who u are....
Lawrence: hay hayzzz
Dotagod TanLaw: *guffaw*
Dotagod TanLaw: thats because
Dotagod TanLaw: i am Lawrence Tan
Dotagod TanLaw: the one and only
Dotagod TanLaw: Dotagod
Lawrence: zzzz
Lawrence: im exhausted
Dotagod TanLaw: im paxi
Dotagod TanLaw: jk lng
Lawrence: paxi doesnt speak chinese
Dotagod TanLaw: kaya nga jk eh
Dotagod TanLaw: i am none other than Lawrence Tan
Lawrence: im gonna be afk for a while and rest my mind for a bit
Dotagod TanLaw: okay mr impostor

End Result: Lawrence didn't find out the real identity of Dotagod TanLaw.