Dotagod Aura + Dotababe
Have you ever seen someone play so good that you start worshipping him? Or perhaps have you ever heard of people falling in love because of another's skills? Well, look nowhere else, because I am the living legend.
Going back to the sponsored tournament I mentioned in my previous post, not only did my disciples count increase by 40 (exact count = 46), but also did my girlfriends. Since there were girls who joined the tournament, after playing against me, they started falling in love. My Dotagodness cannot be resisted. Even gays are starting to look at me strangely... ohh sh*t!
But among those ladies who fell in love with me, one of them stands out. For the purpose of her privacy, I shall not write her name here. Nonetheless, our love story began after a game against her team. She was the only one I cannot kill. Moreover, she was the only one who killed me (but I have Aegis). That was a major breakthrough, though I didn't drop my Divine Rapier because of that, but it seems I accidentally dropped my heart. She picked it up without any hesitation.
It won't be long before we begin our story together. When that day comes, my blog will become "our" blog. Instead of just Dotagod, there will be Dotababe as well. We shall OWNAGE together forever. No one can break us apart nor kill any one of us.
Normally, when guys court girls, he'll make impossible promises like "I'll give you anything your heart desires. My love for you can move mountains. etc etc". But those are just words, in my case, I promise her that no one can break us apart in DotA. We will be together forever owning those fools. We shall have our marriage in front of Roshan and after that OWNAGE Roshan as well. And to prove it all, I shall TRIPLE KILL, MONSTER KILL anyone who becomes an obstacle.
Who can ever resist my charms? With my superior intelligence + super good looks + Dotagod aura, no ladies on Earth can resist me. *guffaw* But fear not everyone, I will only love one person at a time. And that person is my Dotababe. *guffaw*
-Law the reaper
Going back to the sponsored tournament I mentioned in my previous post, not only did my disciples count increase by 40 (exact count = 46), but also did my girlfriends. Since there were girls who joined the tournament, after playing against me, they started falling in love. My Dotagodness cannot be resisted. Even gays are starting to look at me strangely... ohh sh*t!
But among those ladies who fell in love with me, one of them stands out. For the purpose of her privacy, I shall not write her name here. Nonetheless, our love story began after a game against her team. She was the only one I cannot kill. Moreover, she was the only one who killed me (but I have Aegis). That was a major breakthrough, though I didn't drop my Divine Rapier because of that, but it seems I accidentally dropped my heart. She picked it up without any hesitation.
It won't be long before we begin our story together. When that day comes, my blog will become "our" blog. Instead of just Dotagod, there will be Dotababe as well. We shall OWNAGE together forever. No one can break us apart nor kill any one of us.
Normally, when guys court girls, he'll make impossible promises like "I'll give you anything your heart desires. My love for you can move mountains. etc etc". But those are just words, in my case, I promise her that no one can break us apart in DotA. We will be together forever owning those fools. We shall have our marriage in front of Roshan and after that OWNAGE Roshan as well. And to prove it all, I shall TRIPLE KILL, MONSTER KILL anyone who becomes an obstacle.
Who can ever resist my charms? With my superior intelligence + super good looks + Dotagod aura, no ladies on Earth can resist me. *guffaw* But fear not everyone, I will only love one person at a time. And that person is my Dotababe. *guffaw*
-Law the reaper
posted by Law at 10:55 PM
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wala bang STALKER PICS ni DOTA BABE :D:D:D:D GUPAW
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