The Time Has Come

Ohh yeah!! Finals is over and after a long break from DotA in the Battlenet, I have finally returned. It didn't take long for me to start OWNAGE-ing again because those so-called "pros" didn't know what hit them. A long time ago, I only join DotA games in the Battlenet where the word "Pros only" appear, but now, it doesn't seem fair for them anymore. 5v5 against pros is like playing DotA against babies. Of course, unless they have good teamwork and uses combo heroes, they don't stand a chance against me (alone). So that is why, recently, I host games with this gamename: "TanLAw OWNAGE Time 1v5 Pros with Teamwork only". I believe that by doing so, I can exercise my real skill and OWNAGE real people rather than the 5 AI (-superai) that I used to practice before.

Well, to be honest, I never had a good game yet under that gamename. The reason being, after I kill 3-4 of them simultaneously, they all leave at once. Its such a shame for them to call themselves "pros". That is why, I now maintain my own Banlist wherein I list all pros & noobs who leaves the game after being OWNED (by me). So far, based on experience, 90% of those who fought against me were added to my Banlist. The remaining 10% begged me to become my disciples. *guffaw*

Believe it or not, its true. One of them even wrote songs about me. I believe it can be found here.

Well, I'm off to the Battlenet again. The world is waiting for me to OWN it. *guffaw*

-Law the reaper